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绝了！中国汉字的搞笑疯言疯语录
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作者：云霞风 2008-11-10 22:16:53
<div> 日对曰说：“该减肥了。”</span><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">曰对日说：“该长个儿了！”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">占对点说：“买小轿车了？”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">日对曰说：“多做，少说！”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">西对洒说：“外面下雨啦？”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">尺对尸说：“你家失窃啦？”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">牛对生说：“穿平跟鞋了。”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">人对入说：“你是我的倒影。”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">牛对生说：“你扎根不走啦？”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">闪对人说：“我有安居工程。”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">自对目说：“你单位裁员了？”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">戍对戌说：“我们像双胞胎。”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">手对毛说：“你敢阳奉阴违。”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">正对止说：“大风吹了斗笠？”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">子对孓说：“裤带都没系好？”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">办对为说：“平衡才是硬道理！”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">晶对品说：“你家难道没装修？”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">下对卞说：“出头的椽子先烂。”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><Pspan style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''''Times New Roman''''">犬对伏说：“瞧你那人模狗样！”</span></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US><font face="Times New Roman" color=#676767> </font></span></P></div>
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